NightOwlerMan
“He's here to save the day…by writing through the night.”
[ 01 ] About
Meet NightOwlerMan—the semi-superhero of fast-approaching deadlines and all things due yesterday.
It’s the 11 th hour. The day before a big presentation. Are you short on time and ideas? Need another smart campaign? Need help with a pitch? Need writing of any kind—from socials to banners to scripts to web copy to emails to thought leadership content? Need a deck, article, speech, or playbook punched up, polished up, funnied up?
No problem. NightOwlerMan’s got you.
Simply reach out at nightowlerman@gmail.com with your urgent need by 5pm (or earlier) CDT , and he’ll respond to you asap. If available, he'll let you know. Share any relevant info (creative brief, etc) and your assignment will arrive in your inbox the next morning by 7am (or earlier) CDT.
[ 03 ] Services
Semi-superpowers:
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Ideation & writing for every type of marketing and communications channel, platform, industry, audience, and brand tone, while consuming large amounts of highly-caffeinated coffee.
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Strategic constructs, positionings, north stars, manifestos (the good kind), website copy, banners, social media content (all platforms from TikTok to LinkedIn), stakeholder messaging, scripts, decks, thought leadership articles, playbook editing, themes, tags, hooks, headlines, product names, employee comms, speeches, & punching up all the above.
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Pitches: NightOwlerMan has a 75+% career new business win rate. (Let’s do this!)
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NightOwlerMan is wired for the hard stuff—the tough categories, the highly-regulated industries, the demanding clients. He is relentless in finding a way to do award-winning-level work that solves the business challenge.
Industry Experience: Tech l Financial Services l CPG l Healthcare l Consumer Health l Automotive l Retail l Sports l Fashion l Home l Telecom l QSR l Ag l B2B l B2C l Sustainability (of course, he's part owl)
Even semi-superheroes like NightOwlerMan have an origin story.
So: where did this all begin? How did NightOwlerMan become the deadline-crushing, sharply-dressed, and heavily-feathered nocturnal crusader he is today? Read on.
One night, a man was mountain biking with fellow adrenaline-junkie advertising friends along perilously-illlit trails, with only their helmet head lamps to light the way. Spotting the bikers from his hunting perch in a nearby tree, an owl mistook the grey graphics on the back of the man’s shirt for a flying squirrel. The owl attacked, sinking its talons into the man’s shoulder.
At that exact moment, lightning flashed in the night sky, striking both the man and the owl simultaneously, instantly transferring the owl’s acute nocturnal powers and wisdom to him. Miraculously, both the owl and the man survived (with only slightly-singed feathers and torched biking shorts, respectively).
Thus beget NightOwlerMan. The rest is the stuff of nocturnal copywriting legend, some of it true.
Reach out today for availability tonight: nightowlerman@gmail.com